Hmmm. I think GOP Senator Rick Santorum needs to see a therapist to work out his obvious terror that he is, in fact, gay himself. Or maybe it's the fact that he is so obviously traumatized by the fact that his last name is now also the definition of a by-product of anal sex.

Okay, okay, I know that's not true. He was already a rabid homophobe WAY before Dan Savage (skip to the bottom -- no pun intended) coined the definition and the word spread -- again, no pun intended.